Greetings chums, you have stumbled upon the home of the almighty, omniscient Consulting Pythonite/Pythonologist. I enjoy being a retard, making babies cry and eating satsumas, and I firmly acknowledge Michael Palin and Charlie Edwards as my spirit animals, ultimate cutie pies and embodiments of major hotness.
I wud tagged by sir-interesting-shockleton, the asshole (joke ok chill, ily Lauren bby)
(Also I have been tagged several times for several different things on here, so I PROMISE I will get round to them.)
Nickname: Recently people have been calling me Nai, and idk whether I like it or not. But eh, I guess I’m not too fussed.
Birthday: June 16th
Gender: Female (but impeccably tomboy-ish).
Height: 5ft 3/4”? I forget.
Time Zone: BST, British Summer Time… Until October when we go back to plain old GMT.
What time and date is it there: 1st September, 11:50am
Average hours of sleep I get each night: 7 hours mostly.
The last thing I Googled was: directions from Haworth to Idle (don’t ask)
First word that comes to mind: fax machine (I’m at work ok shhh)
What I last said to a family member: “Shut up” to the father, cos he wouldn’t stop singing Video Killed the Radio Star in the car.
One place that makes me happy & why: The South Bank, London. Lots of amazing things have happened there and it holds a special place in my heart.
How many blankets I sleep under: just the duvet, wah.
Favorite beverage(s): Tango, J2O, Shloer. Yeah, I don’t drink.
The last movie I watched in the cinema: I think it might’ve been Lego Movie. I don’t do the cinema a lot :/
Three things I can’t live without: iPad, Monty Python books, a fervent passion for Charlie Edwards.
Something I plan on learning: how to get a life.
A piece of advice for all my followers: don’t throw house spiders outside, they cannot survive outside and will quickly die. Put them through your neighbour’s door instead.
'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'
Yep, I laughed out loud
I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke
this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that