Spam Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal
I object to all this sex on the television.
I mean I keep falling off!

Greetings chums, you have stumbled upon the home of the almighty, omniscient Consulting Pythonite/Pythonologist. I enjoy being a retard, making babies cry and eating satsumas, and I firmly acknowledge Michael Palin and Charlie Edwards as my spirit animals, ultimate cutie pies and embodiments of major hotness.

Mission Control, the swinger has landed.
howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

reblogged 11 hours ago @ 01 Sep 2014 with 118,928 notes via/source

A warning for residents/Tumblr users of York, Leeds, Manchester and Liverpool; you may be getting a visit from me this month.

posted 11 hours ago @ 01 Sep 2014 with 2 notes

I wud tagged by sir-interesting-shockleton, the asshole (joke ok chill, ily Lauren bby)

(Also I have been tagged several times for several different things on here, so I PROMISE I will get round to them.)

Name: Naomi/Reg

Nickname: Recently people have been calling me Nai, and idk whether I like it or not. But eh, I guess I’m not too fussed.

Birthday: June 16th

Gender: Female (but impeccably tomboy-ish).

Sexuality: Asexual.

Height: 5ft 3/4”? I forget.

Time Zone: BST, British Summer Time… Until October when we go back to plain old GMT.

What time and date is it there: 1st September, 11:50am

Average hours of sleep I get each night: 7 hours mostly.

The last thing I Googled was: directions from Haworth to Idle (don’t ask)

First word that comes to mind: fax machine (I’m at work ok shhh)

What I last said to a family member: “Shut up” to the father, cos he wouldn’t stop singing Video Killed the Radio Star in the car.

One place that makes me happy & why: The South Bank, London. Lots of amazing things have happened there and it holds a special place in my heart.

How many blankets I sleep under: just the duvet, wah.

Favorite beverage(s): Tango, J2O, Shloer. Yeah, I don’t drink.

The last movie I watched in the cinema: I think it might’ve been Lego Movie. I don’t do the cinema a lot :/

Three things I can’t live without: iPad, Monty Python books, a fervent passion for Charlie Edwards.

Something I plan on learning: how to get a life.

A piece of advice for all my followers: don’t throw house spiders outside, they cannot survive outside and will quickly die. Put them through your neighbour’s door instead.

I will tag: edwinlandfill, alwayslookonthepalinsideoflife, mrshorowietzky, wernerwartzhog, gatissmark, greatestvoyagehistoryofplastic aaaaaaaaaaand interwarss.

posted 14 hours ago @ 01 Sep 2014 with 5 notes
can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

reblogged 1 day ago @ 31 Aug 2014 with 478,434 notes via/source

Old habits.

reblogged 2 days ago @ 30 Aug 2014 with 1,775 notes via/source

however-whatever-whenever:

ITV: Downton Abbey Series 5 Official trailer

I’m sure this is and will be posted many times but IT’S HERE!

reblogged 2 days ago @ 30 Aug 2014 with 175 notes via/source

3,452,059 plays

supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

image

Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

reblogged 2 days ago @ 30 Aug 2014 with 505,236 notes via/source

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that

#fave
reblogged 2 days ago @ 30 Aug 2014 with 108,573 notes via/source
bored-no-more:

Fire fire …….  call the firefighters!

bored-no-more:

Fire fire …….  call the firefighters!

#dead #XD
reblogged 2 days ago @ 30 Aug 2014 with 2,419 notes via/source