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Greetings chums, you have stumbled upon the home of the almighty, omniscient Consulting Pythonite/Pythonologist. I enjoy being a retard, making babies cry and eating satsumas, and I firmly acknowledge Michael Palin and Charlie Edwards as my spirit animals, ultimate cutie pies and embodiments of major hotness.

Mission Control, the swinger has landed.

How long can you hold your breath?

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swagbat:

i want to meet him

swagbat:

i want to meet him

#fave
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last-chance-gas-station:

socialjusticefail:

brethil-naiad:

This is something tumblr certainly should be talking about and I’m honestly worried about the fact I’ve seen 0 posts about it.

Maybe because it’s in the UK so the america-centric side of tumblr is ignoring it? Or maybe something racial. Either way,…

This is what I meant by England and America are somewhat different with race issues.

That said, I haven’t heard a word about this on here, so spread it.

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cliterallysame:

this is my favorite video on this website

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pornstarwars:

my talents include ignoring my friends and being a bitch 

#same
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marac:

hakuna-yourtatas:

funkies:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

I have never watched a better video in my entire life.

This was a roller coaster

There are actual tears in my eyes.

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lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

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