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I object to all this sex on the television.
I mean I keep falling off!

Greetings chums, you have stumbled upon the home of the almighty, omniscient Consulting Pythonite/Pythonologist. I enjoy being a retard, making babies cry and eating satsumas, and I firmly acknowledge Michael Palin and Charlie Edwards as my spirit animals, ultimate cutie pies and embodiments of major hotness.

Mission Control, the swinger has landed.

So I get up in the morning, watch a bit of telly, then jump onto Alphonse the laptop to be greeted to this:

lukepelletier started following you

 hesnotthemessiah started following you

 with-both-my-hearts started following you

This is not happening, this is not happening, this is not happening, this is not happening, this is not happening— WHUT THE CRUMPET IS HEAPPENINGS????

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!! I LOVE ALL THREE OF YOU MUPPETS TO PIECES!!

It’s that factoid thing with Graham/Jonesy I posted yesterday that’s done it - it’s the only explanation.

posted 2 years ago @ 05 Mar 2012 with 1 note
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